New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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