Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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