it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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