Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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