Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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