I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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