I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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