Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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