I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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