another moral hangover. fuck.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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