absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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