So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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