so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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