what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.