All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
