OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
another moral hangover. fuck.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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