You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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