I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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