You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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