i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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