Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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