You were right. It hurts to walk today.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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