whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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