I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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