HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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