Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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