problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
