K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I would ride that face into the sunset
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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