And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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