butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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