Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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