So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We got so high we made milksteak
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Randomize
