A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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