I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
this just has baby written all over it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
birth control should be required to get into college
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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