Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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