my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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