i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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