So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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