CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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