people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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