No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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