some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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