why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
