The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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