So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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