Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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