Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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