What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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