that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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