The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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