They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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