yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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