he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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