My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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