i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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